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A Comedic Article about Men to Avoid

Mamma's Little Boy

A guy that is 40 that still lives with his mother isn't really a good idea to get involved with. He may still have a curfew and besides what ever you do (especially cooking would ever live up to her) - Don't think for a second that the mother actually likes you either, she is simply being nice to you in front of your face only to turn around and telling him nasty and evil things about you.

Mr. Vanity

A guy that has photos of himself everywhere in his apartment and needs the bathroom to get ready for a few hours while you wait is only going to be trouble. A man that proclaims he is actually a man but spends more time at the tanning beds, gym, hairdresser, skin specialist and having his toenails done is not going to give anyone else the time of day during a relationship unless you have your esthetics license.

The Perpetual Cheater

A guy that gets your name filed into his black book but needs to continue on the next page is most likely a true womanizer. Too many women to organize are probably his problem. Men like this are usually great to talk to, great looking and great all around, but every other woman in his book thinks so too, so get in line.

The Professional Workaholic

A guy that is a professional does not mean that he is not a good catch but make sure you look into what you are looking for. If he is more concerned about climbing the ladder to success then making time for you then when his big break does come you will be left in the dust. His work will always come first.

The Married Man

A guy that is married and is looking for a relationship is not only the wrong guy to date but the wrong guy to remain in a long term relationship with. You are taking on many challenges including the chance that you may have to dodge the bullets from the wife once he is caught or worse he becomes so into you that he packs up 20 years of marriage and brings his kids with him to move in with you.

The Needy Man

A guy from the traditional days of your protector should not have gone away while times change. If you guy is so needy for you that he cries every time you say that you are busy, I would think that he might need some medication to help cure him. The last thing you need is a guy so weak that you are the rescuer all the time.

The Stalker

A guy has taken you out on a date a few times and you think he is great. He drops by unannounced at your company party only to be with you, and stops in every day while you are having coffee with your friend. These are not all coincidental, try telling him you are going somewhere else that you are really not and see if he goes there. If your beau has taken you up as a hobby, dump him fast. Stalkers are scary and will not stop if you encourage it in any way.

The Neanderthal

A guy that is the opposite of most of these described above would make me be careful because he might be considered a true Neanderthal…meaning, think of an ape, hairy, smelly and picks ticks from its fur. Nothing seems less like an attraction to me than a man that doesn't shower often, do his hair (at all), pass gas in your presence, has two days worth of food crumbs in his beard and happens to skin a live animal with his bare hands at the supper table as he states "he is making dinner".

The Girlie Boy

A guy that is truly pretty with nicer clothes than you, nicer skin and most of all the best listener of a guy you have ever met…almost like hanging around with one of your girlfriends - probably is a good indication that he is indeed gay. Gay guys make the best of friends to women and so they should because they want to be like you and they have girlie traits that make great companions. However, if you are looking for a lover - you may want a man to step up to the plate and not one that is just one on the outside.





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